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Facts🤯 and jokes🤣

10 MIND BLOWING FACTS

  1. McDonald’s once made bubblegum flavored broccoli🥦.
  2. The first oranges were originally green🟢.
  3. If you were to write all numbers, you won’t reach the letter “B” until one billion.
  4. The African bush elephant 🐘only sleeps for 2 hours a day.
  5. Whispering is bad for your voice.
  6. In Japan🗾, it is considered good luck if a sumo wrestler🤼‍♂️ makes your baby👶 cry😢.
  7. Male platypuses are venomous.
  8. Yawning 🥱cools your brain.
  9. The Slinky was made by accident.
  10. Octopuses 🐙can lay up to as many as 200, 000 eggs🥚.

5 SUPER FUNNY JOKES

  1. Why do we write ETC. at the end of sentences?

ans. Cuz it means E- end of

T- thinking

C- capacity

2.Why do we tell actors to break a leg🦵?

ans. Because every play has a cast

3.Why don’t cannibals eat clowns🤡?

ans. Because they taste funny.

4.What is the strongest🏋️‍♀️ animal in the world?

ans.The snail🐌, it carries its entire house on its back.

5.What did the buffalo🐃 say when his little boy went to school?

ans. Bison!! 👋

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Author:

Hullo! I'm Amelia, but you can call me Aamy! I'm an extroverted tomboy who *loves* Attack On Titan ✊ I'm good at lots of things (Maybe coz I'm epic 😂✊), like, Swimming, Football, Karate, painting, writing, gaming, etc, etc. Now, check out my blog (Because I dunno what else to say, so bye)

2 thoughts on “Facts🤯 and jokes🤣

  1. Hey Amelia – OMG those facts are so mind blowing ! And by the way all your jokes made me laugh so hard I really loved the last on Bison ha ha so funny ! You are amazing at writing blogs ! Lots of happiness – Smera 🙂

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