⚠WARNING: THIS IS A VERY WILD STORY, DON’T READ IF YOU HAVE BIBLIOPHOBIA (WHICH IS THE PHOBIA OF STORIES ITSELF, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE IT THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU PARALYSED)⚠
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There was once a girl called Danny G’Jonez and she lived with her imaginary friend, Bloblah in an abanded hospital. Danny also used to go to school which was situated in the middle of the woods. The teachers probably wanted the students to study in fear. But Danny wasn’t afraid. She DID have an imaginary friend who was…not accustomed. She said he had soggy eyes and his arms were not there.
At school, she met her bully and he chased her. She had to leap across trees and then when she reached her
hospital house she found that her family had come to see her.
They consisted of her mother (named Father), her father (named Mother), her dog (named Cat), and her cat (named Dog). We’ll be addressing them by their names.
“Hey, Danny. We decided to live here for a bit. We also bought a bottle which has a spirit in it. Don’t open it,” said Father as Danny opened the bottle.
The spirit whooshed out and into the hospital.
“WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE IPADS!” asked the spirit.
“In the wardrobe,” said Danny.
“Ok. Imma go watch Luke Davidson,” said the spirit.
Then suddenly, a massive hole appeared underneath Danny, sucking her in. She fell into a lion’s cage. “Food?” asked the lion. “I’m not food. Please. ZOOKEEPER! HELP ME!” cried Danny.
The zookeeper came running and threw kelp to the lion who ate it with pleasure. He got in and quickly took out Danny. “What are you doing in the lion cage?” he asked. She didn’t know and they went back together to the zookeeper’s office. The office had 2 lions, 4 zebras, 4 sheep, and a giraffe. Danny didn’t stop to think why. Bloblah said that he wanted to go back to the hospital. Danny didn’t know how to. “I really wish we could go back home!” she cried. A sudden BAM! was heard as Danny and Bloblah disappeared into the hole again. And they plopped on Danny’s bed.
“Yowl!” cried the spirit, “Won’t you let me watch Luke Davidson is peace! Oh, the people these days!”
Danny sighed and got out of her bed. When she went to the living room (which is actually the plastic surgery room), she found that Mother and Father were eating noodles and jam. “How do you enjoy that?” she asked. They shrugged and continued to eat. Cat was chasing Dog when the door (A very out-of-order automatic glass door) knocked.
Danny cautiously opened it, since it was rare for people to visit her. But this wasn’t a visit. This ‘visitor’ wanted war. It was the bully. The bully’s name was Bullie and he bullied Danny because she poured glue on his head and it dried and now his hair looked like the Gorilla Glue Lady’s but without the braid. He’s been traumatizing her since then. “Well hello there, Danny,” he was holding glue!
Danny ran back in and took a pencil and came back.
“You’re gonna defeat me with a pencil?” he asked.
Danny nodded and grinned. She flipped her hair and got ready. She clicked the pencil’s eraser and a sword popped out.
“That’s not fair! You can’t kill me!” Bullie cried.
“Okay then,” she said taking out her mobile. She opened an app called, ‘Knights Unite’. “We’ll have war virtually. Anyways, in this game, you have to fight to the death and you have 3 lives, did I mention that I’m in the top 3 in this game? Do you have a mobile?” she asked.
“Yeah, I play that game too. And yeah, I do have a mobile,” Bullie replied, taking his phone out.
“Then, we’ll start, shall we?” she said.
⚔ Ｋｎｉｇｈｔｓ Ｕｎｉｔｅ ⚔
Welcome back Danny_isdabest!
Sending battle request to TotallynotBullie.
Battle Request Accepted!
Loaded! Game on ⚔!
Danny –>😈✏ 🍼👾 <–Bullie
Danny_isdabest has used ‘2x Power’
TotallynotBullie is choosing…
TotallynotBullie has attacked using ‘Fire Freeze’
Danny_isdabest is choosing…
Danny_isdabest has attacked using “Hacker’s Virus’! The attack is doubled using 2x Power!
The battle is over!
Final winner: Danny_isdabest
“That’s not fair!” cried Bullie, “Let’s play another game!”
“Sure, which game?” Danny asked.
☠ 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 ☠
Welcome back to ☠ 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 ☠, Miss_PirateDanny
Bullie123 🟢 > Invited To 2 Player Game
☠ 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 ☠ lasted very long. So long that you’d get bored watching them play which is why I’ve stopped writing it till there.
Eventually, Danny won, and boy, Bullie was mad. He crushed his phone and stomped angrily away from the hospital. Bullie never bothered her again, and well, Danny lived happily ever after- That too with lots of adventures!
Well….That was quite long, wasn’t it 😅? It took 2+ hours to write and it was fun too!
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