Hellooooo! I’m back with the 2nd part for the shower thoughts!
Now, let’s get started!
What does my mirror look like when I’m not looking at it?
um. no. just no.
There is probably someone who typed a whole paragraph for you through email and deleted it.
I may or may not have done that 😅. But this shower thought has made me very curious.
(my shower thought) If you make a friend, as a kid, somewhere (like in the public): you’ll probably never see them again.
VERY TRUE. I meet someone nice and we become good friends for like 2 minutes or so and when my family and I going back, I have to accept that I’ll never see them again. I know phone numbers exist and all, but I don’t think I’m gonna give someone I know for 2 minutes, my phone number. I mean, they ARE still strangers 🤷♀️.
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.
Oh wow. This is intense. Come to think of it, plants are sorta getting revenge, right? We eat them, so they eat us. I really dunno what eats you when you die. So…correct me if I’m wrong.
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
🤑💰 YESS-SSS! MONEY! HAHAHAHAHA! 🤑🤑🤑🤑💹💹!
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for school.
This is more of a fact than a thought, but it is kinda true but not really. It does feel relatable for many people but not for me…
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
There was this comment, which was legit so funny, I decided to put it here:
If the witch won in Hansel and Gretel
That is so true! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He must be smarter than me.
He must be…🐶<👩
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
That’s a good one!
Guess what time it is?
✨𝙿 𝚊 𝚠 𝚜 𝚒 𝚝 𝚒 𝚟 𝚎 𝚃 𝚒 𝚖 𝚎 𝚆 𝚒 𝚝 𝚑 𝚂 𝚊 𝚗 𝚍 𝚢✨
𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚜 😄! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗! 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 😎! 𝙽𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 (𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢) 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝, 𝚠𝚑𝚢? 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍!
𝚂𝚘 😆, 𝚠𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍, “𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎”!
𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚗!
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝟺 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛, 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟸 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚡𝚎𝚜.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚜 (𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛). 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚡.
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝟷 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝟸.
𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍.
𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 ‘𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊’ 𝚊𝚗𝚍 ‘𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞’, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐!
𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢, 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚠𝚜. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝙾𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚝. 𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝!
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗!