Shower Thoughts 🚿🤔

Original post by Krisha

Here are some epic shower thoughts which make a lot of sense. Also, I didn’t make these shower thoughts.

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

Oh my god, yes! Are bank cameras like old tech or som’in?

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

I LOVE THIS SHOWER THOUGHT SO MUCH! You probably have to read it twice to understand.

I’ve woken up over 3,000 times and I’m still not used to it

Yes, yes, yes! We wake up every day and are just soggy 💤

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me.

Okay, This has happened to me when that Whitehat Junior website kept calling my mom and said they’ll charge less than usual.

“DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

Oh ya. I never thought of this that way.

People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life click baits.

Oh yeahhhhhh! They are filthy, hacking (I mean they kinda steal your life instead of your personal info 🤔🤔) clickbait.

History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

I know right!? That’s pretty sad 🤐

Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

I really like this one 🤣🤣🤣

“Where are you” is probably the least used phrase in sign language.

😶*intense sign language*

It’s crazy that’s there’s this giant thing in the sky all the time that we’re not supposed to look at.

Yes, it is!

Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the overworld in millions of years.

We brought it to know what the world feels like 🙏

If you want, I can make another Shower Thought post (I can’t promise, because sometimes I forget) later!

Thanks for coming!

Peace Out 😎