The day of SATAN-notes

Hi, l am Dolphin and l am 17.This evening when l got home, after my brunch at the Peter’s drive-in restaurant l heard my Great Dane Oliver barking and growling. So l went to check on him and… Damn it! He was outside ripping a…ARGH!! MY PRECIOUS MATH NOTEBOOK !!!!! l’m dead 😐

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, that’s me crying and screaming in frustration.Hey! Wouldn’t you cry if your math notebook was ripped by a ferocious dog who only likes ripping off people’s noses? So after 5000 years of crying l finally went down to get my chore list. l could see mom had seen my torn notebook.

CHORE LIST

1. FOLD CLOTHES
2. WASH OLIVER
3. DUST YOUR ROOM
4. CLEAN YOUR CLOSET
5. BUY A NEW NOTEBOOK

So then l bought a new notebook and had to rewrite everything. I didn’t write it very neat ☹.

In school Ms. Sanika told me to buy a new notebook. Why? Because she said my handwriting was horrid! Then l had to rewrite ✍ everything ALL OVER AGAIN!

THE END 👿